Dr. Cranquis came up with a funny little flow chat called “The Krebs Cycle Cycle” and asked his followers to come up with their own revisions. This is mine, motivated mostly by the fact that I hate it has so many !#@$@% names and I wanted that addressed.
Cranquistador Poppyash’s revision of the Krebs Cycle Cycle is simultaneously elegant and cathartic. Good job! Your therapist will be pleased. :)
It’s been a long time since I’ve handed out a Cranquis-nym, but here goes: Poppyash, for your excellent work, I dub thee Poppyash, Cranquistador Alpha-level, and Official Nomenclature Wrangler to the Stars.
I been sick and ain’t had much appetite the last few days, but I eats cuz I know I gotta feed that suga.
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